Snow White??

You Are Snow White!

Pure and trusting. You are a gentle soul who can get along with just about anyone. Everyone you meet instantly falls in love with you. How can they resist? You have a pure, lovable nature that's irresistable. Just don't trust everyone who comes across your path.


Which Disney Princess Are You?


I tried this quiz yesterday (inspired by kaktiny). I answered accordingly and the result was...


I AM SNOW WHITE! Well, of course it's not physically. My charaters showed so, I guess. Well, if I answered differently, I'll get a different character kan.. ;).


Ini saja suka-suka tau. Takde kena mengena dengan yang hidup atau mati. Anyway, who would want to believe I'm Snow White? Nobody!

I'll be on leave, Insyaallah...

What? I'll be on leave? Am I working? Since when? What do I do? I thought it's not easy to get a job here (in S@udi). But now, I got a job??? Hehehe... that's a gimmick my dear. Yes, indeed I have a job - 2 jobs simultaneously huhuuu.. The first one is a maid / helper / bibik at Mr. Shahril's residence (kwang kwang kwang - its my residence too duhhh!!). The 2nd one is a blogger without payment.. kihkihkihhh..


I'll be on leave partly for the 1st job (I still have to settle some matters related to the owner and the kids but not the house of the owner) and completely for the 2nd one (probably for 3 1/2 days starting from tomorrow).


To anyone, anybody or anything (anything??? hehehe...), I won't be at home for these few days, Insyaallah. Thus, my blog may not be updated for at least 4 days. What a relief! No!!! I like writing though its not a real formatted writing (I just blab and jot anything that I like here :)).


I'm gonna post a few jokes here. I hope these can be a medicine for those who gonna miss me are not feeling well. As the saying said , 'laughter is the best medicine'. Enjoy :)


Notes: These jokes were emailed to me by my husband (I believe he got it from someone else too). Hopefully the owner of these jokes won't penalize me for copy right reserved. huhuuuu...



KELAS B.I.

Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?

Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyak kat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adik jer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.



SUDU

Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.

Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.

Doktor : Kenapa?

Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.



MAYAT

Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.'

Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.



TIRU

Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.

Bapa : Apa bukti awak?

Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau Pinang ? Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu"dan anak encik tulis "Kalau engkau
tak tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu".



DOKTOR

Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke kelinik ENT, kerana telinganya di masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di pasar.

Doktor : "Selamat petang..."

Pesakit : "Selamat petang Doktor!"

Doktor : " Ada masaalah apa ...?"

Pesakit : "Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor..."

Doktor : "Biar saya periksa telinga anda!"

setelah diperiksa... .

Doktor : " Ada2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut..."

Pesakit : "Apa caranya doktor?"

Doktor : "Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua pula percuma..."

Pesakit : "Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?"

Doktor : "Yang percuma kena sabar..."

Pesakit : "Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?"

Doktor : "Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika sudah jadi tauge' anda tinggal tarik keluar."

Pesakit : "Huh ??"



I'm gonna miss reading your blogs huhuuuuuuu!!!!! (I'll catch up.. don't worry ;))

T@kuya K1mura???

I stumbled on sangkelu's blog and found something interesting. At first I tried the parents look alike thing. Then, this one. The interesting part is, when I used a different picture, the celebrities also changed (definitely K1mura was not there anymore hehehe..). Only 1 or 2 would remain. Care to know who you look alike?? (Of course, you have to reveal your feature if you wanna show us kan..... hehehee)


I was laughing like crazy when looking at T@kuya K1mura's face. What??? Do I look like a man or rather K1mura looks like a lady? Heheheee.. Don't be envy ya Kak Ummi and Cath! Hehehee..





Hopefully nobody would mistaken me by asking T@kuya K1mura's autograph.. (since when K1mura become a lady with a scarf??) kahkahkahhhh!!!! *rolling on the floor*


Anyway, the look alike is not 100% resemblance. So, anybody may look like anybody else I guess. This kinda thing is usually done by people who have no idea how to cheer up their days (hey!! its me! heheeee..).